Man has 30 years stolen, rejoices in God’s glory.

I think that religion can be very dangerous when abused, and this case shows why.  Here we have a man who was sentenced to life in prison in 1979 for a crime that DNA testing just revealed he didn’t commit.

His response?  “I’m not angry.  I knew that God would reveal me.”

Come on!  YOU HAD 30 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE STOLEN.  BE ANGRY!

It is not okay for a person to be detained for 30 years when he did absolutely nothing to warrant it.  Casually brushing it off only makes it easier for those responsible to sweep this incident under the rug and keep quiet about it, and to keep letting it happen.

Granted, other people (even people like me who like to talk about things but not actually do anything about it) could take this and be more vocal about it.  But when those vocal people have to start pointing at examples, and the example is blushing and saying, “no, really, it’s okay, I’m not mad about it,” it kind of takes something away from the argument.

So.  That’s what I think.

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NaNoWriMo: The Six Ws

The Six Ws… or, What Went Wrong, and What Went Write… ha!

I had planned to do the novel writing month for a while, but it wasn’t until October 31 that I really convinced myself that it was going to happen.  I was tempted to give up before I started, thinking it would be too hard–blah, blah, blah–but then I remembered how much I hyped myself up for it, and started thinking about how many other times I’ve said I was going to do something and then didn’t.

Then, I started to think about everyone else who says they are going to do something and then doesn’t.  It happens all the time.  Did I want to be one of those people?

I knew this was it.  I was going to use the month of November to prove to myself that I could actually write something decent of some significant length.  I want to be a writer — and if I chickened out before it started, well, it would become quite clear that a writer is just not what I am.  At that point, I made a deal with myself:  if I didn’t do it, no more writing, ever.  (This might seem harsh or unreasonable, but I was going to let myself off the hook.  It would mean I could allow myself to stop feeling guilty whenever an idea didn’t get written.)

So on November 1 I actually sat down and wrote, and it didn’t go well but I kept at it.  As the week went on I realized it wasn’t as hard as I thought and I managed to stay above the daily word count goals.

The second week was harder, and third was torture.  The fourth was sporadic, until it fizzled out over Thanksgiving weekend and I got stuck at the 40,000 word mark until yesterday, when the month ended and I was 10,000 words short of the goal.

So if the deal to myself was that zero words in November meant I could no longer pursue writing, and 50,000 meant I was on my way… once again, I’m left somewhere in the middle.  Which is hard for me to deal with.

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Team Tiger?

Back when Chris Brown beat up Rhianna everyone got (rightfully) outraged.  Everyone was sympathetic, unquestionably on her side, etc.  I wondered on my blog if the roles were ever reversed whether or not public opinion would ever be in the man’s favor.

It may not be the same situation, and investigations are still ongoing so as of right now we don’t know anything beyond what’s being speculated and reported, but right now the situation with Tiger Woods looks pretty close.  And, as I suspected–even as he was running away from her coming at him with a golf club–it’s all Tiger’s fault.

Some comments:

Serves him right..[deleted] Shame on you Tiger and I’m glad Elin is good with a golf club too

Save your marriage Tiger, the grass is not greener on the other side. Mrs. woods needs some anger management, but that is not a dealbreaker.

Too back for Tiger though. He was such a role model and inspired a lot of people.

Go, Elin Woods, go! If he’s playing Hide the Salami elsewhere, let him have it.

Take the money and run, Elin. Tiger Woods is a major disappointment.

Go Erin Go girl. Shud have hit him in the groin.

And my personal favorite:

Team Elin all the way. She’s just showing him what happens when he gets out of line.

I don’t bring this up because I want to talk about Tiger.  I’d bring it up if it were anybody, Tiger is just higher-profile and easily linked, and like I said there hasn’t been any charges pressed yet so we must keep that in mind.  I only thought it was relevant because a lot of people, as demonstrated, have already made up their minds and my suspicions back in March were correct.
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Almost there.

Just wanted to check in regarding my status for NaNoWriMo.

After tomorrow night, (assuming I come home and write) I’ll only need 10,000 more words.  That’s about 2,500 words on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, which is totes doable.

However, at this point I kind of feel like I did when I went to the doctor as a child right after I peed.  One time the doctor told me to go pee in a cup and I looked at my mom panic sticken and announced that I had already gone, and she just shrugged and said, “you can always squeeze out a little more.”

The story is kind of like that to me.  I feel like I already let so much out that I don’t have any more, but I have to keep squeezing and pushing out the stuff that might not be ready to come out yet.

So.

That’s a great analogy.

Anyway, I’m still feeling accomplished, though I’m quickly coming to recognize how naive it was to think “I’m writing a novel in a month!”  Yes, the novel will be done in the sense that it has a beginning, middle, and end–but damn, there will be so much more to do when it’s done.  At the end of the Pep Talk book for this project, it even says, “Now that’s your done… are you ready to spend another year with this story and it’s characters?”

When I read that today (I skipped ahead), I was surprised.  I mean, I knew I was going to go back and add and expand and rewrite, but when I really map out everything I want to do that to… yeah, a year seems about right.  And that’s a long time.  I’m not sure I have the patience to give this novel what it needs to really become what I want it to be.  But I suppose I can try, and take it one day at a time like I did this month.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Strange things happen at the halfway point.

I feel incredibly accomplished at reaching the half-way point of this project.  I gave myself lots of pats on the back when the word count crossed the 25,000 mark.  It’s like climbing a mountain (sort of, I guess), because if you’re half-way through your journey that means it’s all downhill from there.  “The worst is over,” and all that.  So, yay.

“The worst,” in that sense, has been one of the biggest obstacles in the way of this goal:  that little voice in my head that says whatever I’m writing is total crap.  Chris Baty, who started the whole NaNoWriMo thing, wrote sort of a pep-talk book you’re supposed to read the month before (which I did), and he calls this voice “your inner editor.”

It’s much easier said than done, but once you “fire” this inner editor it’s a lot easier to write, and the more you write the eaiser it is to get further and further away from the voice until a new one comes along that’s even a little encouraging.  I’m happy to say that’s happened for me.

I’ll rekindle with the more cynical inner editor on December 1st, but right now I want to celebrate the half-way point by posting another excerpt before he gets back and calls it total crap.

Click here — it’s a PDF this time, with copy protection enabled, because someone told me I better do that else some shady character comes along and claims my work as his own.  So you can’t print it or export it into Word… but you should be able to at least read it.  I mean, that’s the goal.  So if you can’t, please let me know.

This picks up about 17 hours after Clay has been trapped in the elevator, or about 10 hours after the first excerpt (I think).  Don’t worry too much about spoilers, because a lot will change in the re-write, and the only thing that’s really given away at the end of this is that Clay is having a rough time in there.

Thanks for reading!

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Well, isn’t that nice.

I posted the excerpt from the novel on the NaNoWriMo page as well, and someone read it and sent me the following comment and I had to share it because it totally made my day:

Adam,

Your excerpt is great! I love Stephen King and I think you do a great job of emulating his ability to create relatable, human characters, while nevertheless retaining your own voice. Keep it up!

Well alllllright!

I’ll be halfway done on Sunday, though I’m realizing what I’m writing is probably going to end up being nothing more than a pretty coherent outline.  To really make it the novel I envision, 50,000 words just isn’t enough.  I’m going to try to go back and expand on things to get the word count closer to 100,000 – 120,000 after the basic story is worked out this month.

Anyway, thanks again for all the kind words and support through email, Twitter and DM, and NaNo mail.

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November Novel Excerpt

I’ve been having fun writing everyday, and honestly 1,667 words a day is really not that much.  The problem is falling behind, as I did this past weekend, so when you miss two days in a row suddenly on the third day you realize you have to write 5000 words to stay on target, which is not so easy.

There’s good days and bad, and on the bad days I can still eek out 500 or so words so I’m still treading water.  I’m only about 2000 words behind, but plan to do some catching up this weekend.

One person has asked to read some, so I’m going to post some below.  This sort of violates the rules since by showing people it sort of cements the scene in place and makes it harder to edit later if need be, but I feel like the scene is pretty solid as it is.

Anyway, I condensed a 10 page scene down to 3 pages and posted it below.  To give you an idea of word count as it translates into length, the excerpt below is about 2500 words–or about a day and a half’s worth of work.

Read the synopsis of the novel in the last post if you’re not familiar with the plot.  This excerpt picks up about 6 hours after Clayton got stuck in the elevator.  And if you can’t view the word count graph in the last post but want to keep track of me, you can go to my NaNoWriMo page here and click “Stats.”

Hey, thanks for reading.  Comments & critiques welcome, as always.

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See you at the finish line.

What you see below is a graph charting my progress in NaNoWriMo.

NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month, and you can read more about it here.  After two years of coming up with various excuses (actually, there’s a JulNoWriMo, too, every July, so I’ve had make excuses 4 times now), I’ve realized a very important life truth…  you will not have time for something unless you make it.

So this year it’s all or nothing:  either I prove to myself I can write, or I give up that dream.  Even though I am purchasing a house and moving this month–which would actually have been a good excuse–I’ve comitted to this.

The graph below updates automatically so you can track my progress, if you choose.  The yellow bars are my word count for the day and the blue bars are the daily goals, all the way up to 50,000.  It will be humiliating to have said all that and then crash and burn in the middle of the month, so part of the reason I post this is to keep myself motivated.

See you at the end of the month!

UPDATE: So there used to be a graph here, but it apparently didn’t work. Anyway, I have a little widget on the right side of the screen that tracks word count.

What’s the novel about?  Well, I have a rough idea.  So far I’ve put together this little blurb, recognizing it may change as the story develops.

After years of pestering her boyfriend to propose, when the day comes Bethany Kibler says no.  She immediately regrets her decision but when her boyfriend fails to come home from work the next day and doesn’t return any of her phone calls, she is forced to accept the fact that he has moved on and she should, too.

Except he hasn’t.  Clayton Ross would love nothing more than to go home.  But he is stuck, trapped in the elevator on his way out of the office.  He can’t get out–and it’s a holiday weekend, with no scheduled building activity.

Both are forced to evaluate the kind of relationship they have with one another and themselves, while confronting their very worst fear: belong alone.

Until, after a failed escape attempt that leaves a hole in the ceiling of the elevator, Clayton starts to convince himself that he’s not alone–not really.

Because from the darkness above, something keeps looking at him.

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Me, On Writing

I don’t call myself a writer, because I think that in order to go around introducing yourself as a writer you have to actually have written something–and in this case I’m going to put “something” in quotations because that “something” is not nothing but rather something, that something being publication, or, though I don’t know what it would be, some other kind of validation from a qualified second-party that says what you’ve written can actually be called “writing.”

Got me?

Basically:  you can call yourself black but if everyone else see’s a white guy when they look at you… then you just look foolish.

Anyway, I’ll reserve calling myself a writer until I publish something… that’s my own little rule, and it’s fair.  But I’ve been thinking a lot recently about what kind of writer I might end up being, and what I’ve written so far, and through the course of that have made some interesting discoveries.

For example, a few weeks ago I set out to really define what exactly the difference is between science-fiction and fantasy, and more broadly what exactly the difference is between “fiction” and “literature” and what it means for me.

Here’s what I’ve come up with, without actually citing any sources:

A science-fiction story incorporates something fantastic and extraordinary, something that doesn’t exist or doesn’t exist yet but could in theory, and explains it rationally and scientifically or, if it doesn’t, the reader can infer enough to have it make sense in his head.

Fantasy also incorporates something fantastic and extraordinary but instead of explaining it, simply wraps it up into “laws of the universe,” or some other explanation that, as long as it’s consistant with the story, the reader accepts as truth.

Example:  A Unicorn appears in a field.  A science-fiction story would go on to say that the Unicorn was the result of gene-splicing between a horse, donkey, a house fly, and the flu virus, or something.  A fantasy story would say that the Unicorn exists because Unicorns have always existed, and that’s all you need to know about it.

Kind of obvious, but there’s enough overlap–something extraordinary that doesn’t exist (yet?)–that I see why they are lumped together, and honestly I appreciate fantasy a lot more because I branched out and actually read some of it.

As for what makes something “fiction” and what makes something “literature,” well, the difference I’ve been able to identify is that if a Professor at some Literary Elite University (or Oprah) says it’s good, then it’s literature.  If it’s just something entertaining, it’s fiction.  If it teaches you a life lesson and makes you see the world differently (or you at least pretend that it does), it’s literature.  If you can study the author and what he was going through in his life at the particular time he wrote the story and spend time deciphering all the metaphors–it’s literature.  If you can’t, “it’s fiction.”

Not all fiction is literature, but I think all literature is fiction.  I, for one, don’t go into the “Literature” section much, but don’t necessarily have anything against it.  I enjoy “fiction” more than literature, because the stories I enjoy most and the stories I enjoy writing the most are meant to entertain, and that’s it.  Any life lessons I might derive from it are an added bonus and, I think, a natural consequence of studying other fictional people going through life.

As a side-note, I know someone out there is reading this and is thinking about making the comment, “If you have a rule as to when you can call yourself a writer, you might add as a prerequisite that you actually venture into the literature section because that is the only true form of writing.”  To them, I say, go and continue to be a member of the Literary Elite and let the rest of us enjoy the guilty pleasures of Twilight.  (And I can feel your blood pressure rising.)

Anyway — this is all a long winded way of saying that most of my life I’ve considered myself a science-fiction guy, and so as an extension I’ve classified most of my stories as science-fiction and even at some points forced the stories to be science-fiction because it’s where I think I’m most comfortable.

However, as I study the distinctions between genres more, I’d actually hope to call myself–when the day comes–a horror writer.  And I didn’t see that coming.

The stories I’ve written that I’m most proud of would all be classified as horror, and most have nothing to do with science-fiction.  Two great examples are Foundations* and Heartbreakers*–and they are great examples because I don’t cringe as much when I think of people reading them like I do when I re-read other things I’ve written.  There’s a third example, Monsters in the Closet* , which I thought was science-fiction when I was writing it but now know is not, since it only happens to feature what you’re led to believe is an alien but could actually be a demon, shadow walker, human in the last throws of radiation sickness… even Unicorn. (That particular story has a more subtle twin in Ground Level*, which I wrote knowing full well it was not science-fiction.)

All three of these stories feature something necessary for a story to be classified as horror:  the unraveling of the norm to expose the gritty reality behind ordinary things.  What you thought was truth is not–and maybe you knew it all along!

Steven King says there are three subsets to the Horror genre:  terror (that feeling you get that immobilizes you), horror (the escaped murderer is coming to get you!), and revulsion/gross-out (worms coming out of your eye sockets, or bugs eating you alive).  I’d like to think those four stories above fit somewhere between the first two.  And if I can pull off this NaNoWriMo project next month the way I want–I’ll have another doozy for ya.

All of this also has the added benefit of explaining why the movie Signs is my favorite… yeah, it’s about aliens, and that’s maybe why I thought I liked it so much–but ultimately we’re not even really sure it was aliens.  And it’s not necessarily a science-fiction movie.  Most of it’s draw was the spooky aspect of it, the horror.

People poo-poo all over the God-Did-It ending, but I’ve always thought maybe we called the creatures in the movie aliens because they fit the stereotype so well–but perhaps they were actually demons, and, yes, God turned the water into holy water and it corrupted their essence and so they dissolved back into the Netherrealm, or whatever.  And don’t bother telling me you’re sure it was aliens because M. Night Shyamalan told you it was on the back of the DVD, because that doesn’t matter.  It’s a story and his interpretation is just as valid as mine–he just happened to write it.

Anyway, that’s all.  Just wanted to get some of my thoughts down.

“My belief [is that] no one is exactly sure of what they mean on any given subject until they have written their thoughts down; similarly, I believe that we have very little understanding of what we have thought until we have submitted those thoughts to others who are at least as intelligent as ourselves.” -Stephen King

* = These were all written at various points in the past few years and are first drafts, never revised, and may even end up being excerpts from longer stories, so take them for what they are.  Also, two of the stories have an “afterward” that appear on the last page, so even if it looks like the story is over be sure to scroll down to the bottom to be sure.
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FlashForward

(This was originally a tweet, before I realized I have a blog again.  If you can imagine all of the below in 140 characters, good for you.)

If FlashForward wants to be the next Lost (which, according to them, they don’t, but c’mon… who wouldn’t?), they need to stop and recognize what makes Lost so successful.  It’s not just mysteries, it’s great writing and above-average acting.  FlashForward has great potential, but they should make the characters a tad more in-touch with reality and tone down on the cheese-o-rama, like having the main guy get upset with his wife for being with another man in the future?  That’s just not believable.

“Hey bro, you ever realize it might be you that fucks up?”

But with Brannon Braga as executive producer, being in-touch and avoiding cheese-o-rama is difficult… this is the guy who created Star Trek: Voyager, which officially out-cheesed the cheesiest Star Trek joke.  (It’s ironic that Voyager happens to be my favorite of the Star Treks, but it’s not necessarily because of the stories, rather the characters–which Braga did not create–were so human.)

As of right now it’s feeling like it’s going to go the Heroes route.  I think I’ll give it another week or two to find out for sure.

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Favorite Novels I’ve Read So Far*

#1 The Stand – Stephen King

For it’s epic, world spanning and world changing story seen through the eyes of a massive ensemble cast.  For it’s subtle use of science fiction and even fantasy (the antagonist is a thousand year old sorcerer).  For the realized characters and their little quirks (M-O-O-N, and that spells quirks).  For the classic battle of good vs. evil, redemption, and fate… much like Lost.

#2 The Name of the Wind – Patrick Rothfuss

My first fantasy story, found by pure chance while browsing Borders, and changed my opinion about the genre overnight.  A story about a boy growing up in a different kind of world than our own.  Without question the most well written story I’ve ever read.  The scenes were so well translated in my imagination I can picture it as a movie in my head, complete with sound.  The characters are real, you can see and hear young Kvothe and his always out of reach girlfriend Denna, and you can feel the desire, strain, tragedy and hope of their perhaps-not-so-unique relationship.  This story has realistic situations with realistic consequences, and even features a battle with a dragon and makes it believable, which I never thought possible.

#3 Company – Max Berry

For making fun of the corporate office world, much like the first half of Office Space.  Had me laughing at some points, until mid-way through when the story changes to something almost resembling science fiction.  What’s on the thirteenth floor, and just who is the CEO?  By the end, you realize the story you thought you were going to read is not at all what you expected.

#4 Apathy, and Other Small Victories – Paul Neilan

Who cares?  Eh, this books speaks to me — and should speak to any Larry David or George Costanza fan.  It’s a story about nothing… a guy living his life pointing out the absurdity of it all.  Funniest book I’ve read, without question.  Making me laugh out loud is a hard thing for a book to do, and I was laughing pretty much every other page.  Also the main character sleeps on the toilet, which, well, like I said… speaks to me.

#5 Millennium – John Varley

This book’s narrative takes place in modern times — at least, that’s how it starts.  The story is more about the Earth as it is thousands of years from now, and how they are surviving:  taking soon-to-be victims split-seconds before major fatal accidents in the past (like airplane crashes) to sustain the population, as the human race has gone infertile.  As they get more desperate, they get sloppy, so we start to catch on.  And at the end, a household appliance completely blows your mind as everything comes full circle.

Honorable Mention, as it’s more of a philosophical essay disguised as a novel so not really a novel in the traditional sense:

#6 Ishmael – Daniel Quinn

Even when I’m done reading this, I’m not done reading this.  Each repeat reading changes my view of the world and how we fit into it.  Reminds me what it means, or should mean, to be human.  Is there a universal law, as observable as the laws of physics, that tells mankind how we should live?  Why yes, yes there is, and it’s pretty simple and obvious but nobody in the industrialized world seems to see it.  You wouldn’t think you are flying if you jump off a cliff and just haven’t hit the ground yet… you would think you are tumbling toward disaster.  Yet we seem to think we’re flying.  That, and a lot of other things.

EDIT: Can’t believe I forgot to mention Life of Pi, which fits in there somewhere.  I liked the adventure, and Pi’s musings on religion.  And the twisty, turny, ambiguous ending.

* = As of September 2009.  I’m never done.
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Let’s try this again.

This time, without comment.

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“No less than the trees and the stars…”

Here’s a poem.  I like it.  It’s by a guy named Max Ehrman.

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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Glad to dream, quite vividly.

“There are all kinds of dream interpretations, but I have always believed they serve a simple eliminatory function, and not much more–that dreams are the psyche’s way of taking a good dump now and then.  And that people who don’t dream—or don’t dream in a way they can often remember when they wake up–are mentally constipated in some way.”

–Glen Bateman, “The Stand”  (finally got back into the book, and am savoring each delicious page)

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Yesterday’s Bullet Points

  • Does anyone have experience with an upconverting DVD player? If I am not yet ready for blu-ray wld a $25 up-convert DVD plyr be comparable? #
  • @jclark88 Yeah, this is being blown way out of proportion. in reply to jclark88 #
  • On average, 36,000 people in the U.S. die every year of flu complications. The Swine flu has 1 confirmed U.S. death so far. So… #
  • Got 20 minutes? Listen to Brian Greene on String Theory: http://trunc.it/2gps #
  • @Psx120 I don’t know, I don’t do research, I just react to headlines and hope I’m right. in reply to Psx120 #
  • WTF of the day: One night, you wake up to find that liquid is dripping from the ceiling onto your face. http://trunc.it/2dym #
  • Chrysler filing for bankruptcy… wait, the bailout didn’t work? WOAH WHO SAW THAT COMING? #
  • @jlrabbit Don’t apologize, it gives you a “don’t mess with me” vibe. in reply to jlrabbit #
  • My knee clicks when I walk now. Swelling is down, still no pain. #
  • There are two kinds of people in this world at any given moment… those who need to poop, and those who do not. #
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