You: How can I help you today?
Stranger: Do you know where I put the remote?
You: Your question is important to us. Please wait a moment while I look into this for you.
You: I know where it is.
You: It’s in yer butt.
Stranger: No, it’s not in my butt. I checked there. twice.
You: Yes, it is. It’s in yer butt.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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