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• @Megadactyl A homemade flux capacitor? Transorbital subspace reciever? in reply to Megadactyl 2 hrs ago
• ..an X-ray scanner to go inside. People are fine with this, because they feel safer (less likely to die while gorging on fast food, you see) 2 hrs ago
• And soon we have federal marshalls at all fast food restaurants, and your car must be searched for explosives and you walk through... 2 hrs ago
• I have this idea for a story about a group of people who are fed up with obesity and decide to start suicide bombing McDonalds. 2 hrs ago
• Oh my holy crap that's gonna be good! RT @Megadactyl: Betty White will be hosting SNL May 8. Can't wait! 2 hrs ago
• ...were self contained and not trying so hard to be the next big phenomenon. 3 hrs ago
• Finally started watching Legend of the Seeker, pretty good. Reminds me of fond memories of Xena, Hercules, Star Trek, where episodes... 3 hrs ago
• @lojan718 @Psx120 Katy and I are seeing a movie on Friday but maybe after I could? 4 hrs ago
• @lojan718 I gotta say, I'm a bit Catan'd-out at the moment. in reply to lojan718 17 hrs ago
• RT @RyanSeacrest: if ur a mother, father, aunt or uncle, you need to see this: http://bit.ly/bxomqm (Or, y'know, just a person in general..) 21 hrs ago
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