Archive for May, 2008

Lost’s Frozen Donkey Wheel

I am so satisfied right now.

The Lost season finale wrapped up all the major plot lines of the season, while keeping the series-long ones subdued enough to where, yeah, I can totally see waiting 8 months for the next installment because so much else was resolved.

Just not much else to say besides… wow.

I’ll leave the blogging to the countless other websites out there that do it 10x better than me, and have a good night sleep.  :)  

“See you in another life, brother.”

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Late Night with God & the Aliens

Me: I think that if aliens showed up, I’d be one step closer to believing in God.

Who: Who asked you?

Me: Sorry, just trying to make conversation.

Who: No, that’s fine, it’s just, nobody asked if you believed in God or why. Or what, if anything, aliens have to do with it.

Me: It’s my blog. I had this conversation in my head as I was trying to fall asleep and thought I’d get up and type it out.

Who: Fair enough. So, elaborate.

Me: That’s it. I had this dream a few nights ago, where…

Who: You’ve lost half your readers.

Me: …there was a solar eclipse. And because of the solar eclipse, the light from the sun didn’t drown out everything that was going on in the sky. And you could see flashes of scenes going on around the planet. I saw the surface of Mars in the sky, then a flash, then a big photo of Jupiter. And then I saw something that made my skin crawl.

Who: What?

Me: Two flying saucers.

Who: Flying saucers makes them sound like they’re from the 50s.

Me: They looked like they were, only they were solid and very modern looking. But they had the two stationary plates with the spinning centerpiece. Anyway, it was scary, but not because of the fact that it was aliens.

Who: Then why?

Me: It was undeniable proof, right there in our own sky, that aliens were actually out there somewhere and because of the imagery, we had already seen them.

Who: Why did that scare you so much? When you saw the news report about lights in the sky a few months ago, you said you weren’t scared, just relieved.

Me: I am not afraid of the aliens arriving on our planet. I was just thrown off by the sudden confirmation–at least, in my dream–that they are, in fact, real.

Who: Being thrown off and scared are two different things.

Me: I’m not being articulate enough. I was scared.

Who: Because …?

Me: It meant that God had to exist.

Who: A lot of people say that if aliens end up being real, it might throw religion into complete chaos.

Me: Earthly religion.

Who: Yeah.

Me: What if the aliens ended up having the same beliefs?

Who: Is that what happened in your dream?

Me: No, I only saw two saucers. But it doesn’t matter. It was the idea that another form of life out there evolved enough to the point where it made space faring vehicles that, in the bigger picture, might not look all that different from ours.

Who: That scared you?

Me: Yes, because think about how complex things are and how we ended up this way.

Who: What do you mean? God snapped his fingers, and here we are.

Me: To some. I’m talking about me, here, remember? My blog.

Who: And how do you believe we got here?

Me: The way that there is actually scientific evidence for. That somehow there was a single cell that divided into two, etcetera etcetera etcetera until millions of billions of years later, the first human stepped up and said, “I am alive.”

Who: You don’t think that could have happened on another planet, too?

Me: The Star Trek fan wants me to think it is very common, but in my heart, I think it’s rare.

Who: Why?

Me: Let me rephrase… I think that *life as we know it* is rare. I’m sure there are many things out there on other planets that are “alive” by definition, but for something to have evolved that we could converse and interact with, I think, would be extremely rare. Or rather, *should* be rare.

Who: Because we are special.

Me: Well, yes. Think about all the variables. Why do we have two arms and two legs? Scientifically, I mean. Why are we, on average, 5.5 feet tall? Why do we have one heart?

Who: I’m not sure I follow.

Me: Because of the chemicals on our world. Because of the moon’s gravitational pull. Because of the fact that an asteroid or volcano stayed away long enough to make evolution from primates possible.

Who: And that’s not possible on another world?

Me: Possible, but unlikely to happen the exact same way. If one variable is off, let’s say the world has two moons, so their gravity is different and so they grow totally different and develop a method of communication so far removed from ours we can’t even fathom communication.

Who: Uh huh.

Me: What I mean is that a flying saucer, as we think of it, means that there is another race of beings out there who design things based on our level of intellect. We assume they’re bipedal, operate within a chain-of-command, and presumably have enough interest in us which means they would be able to communicate.

Who: And you’re saying that’s unlikely.

Me: I think it would be.

Who: And if it were true, it scares you?

Me: Because if something that unlikely were to happen, it almost feels like it’s too much for just a random turn of events. Like it was supposed to happen. We’d have two creations in this vast, insanely huge universe that are so similar they can talk to each other and maybe even live and work together.

Who: God created them, too?

Me: Maybe.

Who: So you’d be one step closer to believing in God? Why not completely convinced?

Me: I don’t think I’ll ever be completely convinced. I used to “ask” God to send a messenger, to appear in a poof of smoke and say “Hey, here I am. You can believe now.” But that’s absurd, because I’d just think I was crazy. And because something like that will never happen, I can never be completely convinced.

Who: Just always one step closer.

Me: I’ve been putting a lot of faith into the concept that we are all fragments of God. Our consciousness, which science has not been able to provide a precise explanation for as of yet, is a result of God. Little bits of his energy, though, and not a “creation” in that sense of the word.

Who: I think Buddhists think that way, too.

Me: I think so, too, but I don’t have the energy to research it right now. But I’m willing to extend the faith that consciousness as we know it is a form of energy from some greater force. The One Being, even.

Who: And if there are other creatures out there that share our level of consciousness…

Me: …then that energy would have to come from the same source. Even if you don’t want to label that “God,” as I don’t, it’s still “the universe.” That energy comes from somewhere… and that’s scientifically proven. E=mc2 and all that.

Who: So the aliens come, and you’re one step closer to believing that.

Me: I’m one step closer to something. I’d be two steps closer if they had two arms and two legs.

Who: God created us in His image, right?

Me: That’s what they say. But I absolutely do not believe in a God with two arms and two legs and a brain. I think they took some liberties with that when they wrote the Bible. Would it be too much of a stretch that “His image” is actually “His being,” or “His essence?”

Who: His energy.

Me: The energy of the universe.

Who: That, too.

Me: So, anyway. That was my dream.

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One for the books

caseyj:

My little brother just posed a very interesting question— Which movie will get worse reviews/do worse on the box office: You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, or The Love Guru? Truly, this is a battle of the titans. Of badness.

This question may bear further scrutiny upon their respective releases.

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Hot Food

“Obese and overweight people require more fuel to transport them and the food they eat, and the problem will worsen as the population literally swells in size,” a team at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine says. This adds to food shortages and higher energy prices, say the School’s researchers, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts, who wrote about this subject in the most recent issue of the medical journal Lancet.

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"All this has happened before…

…and will happen again.”  Does he mean that Battlestar Galactica will be like a lot of other TV shows and movies before it and fail to live up to it’s potential and go out with a whimper?

I think so.

I hate to say it, but Battlestar Galactica has officially tanked in Season 4.  I no longer even DVR it, which is a huge step for me, because damn, that was my favorite show (even surpassing Lost for a moment or two).  Season 2 and 3 still have some of the best moments of television ever produced, but taken as a whole, what made the show so good seemed to have been forgotten between season three and four. 

Some internet comments:

Wow… There is absolutely NOTHING redeeming about season 4. It’s almost as if the writers are trying to poison the series. Seasons 1 2 & 3 all had episodes that were just amazing. This season is like watching C-Span only based in space.

i completely agree that this season sucks. i was looking for others who felt the same way i did and it turns out im not alone. i have the latest episode downloaded since 3 days ago and still haven’t watched it because it just doesn’t entertain me anymore. the only reason i do watch is because i want a conclusion. Season 1 was phenominal, season 2 had really good subplots. Season 3 it started to go downhill with too many ‘filler’ episodes in my opinion that were just a way of meeting contract requirements of so-and-so many episodes per season, bla bla bla. besides a few good ones, season 3 was only ‘ok’ in my book. now we have season 4, and for the life of me it feels like the whole season so far has taken place in only of about 10 backdrops total. did the rest burn up in some hollywood fire? are all the props burnt to a crisp so now we have to be stuck in the same 10 places? also it feels like the cast has shrunk dramatically. i think the budget for this last season dropped a whole lot and now we’re seeing the results. good thing this is the last season, i hope it ends on a good note.

Aye its just pish even the acting has gone downhill its like they’ve all gone to overacting school and qualified with distinction. Feel like I wasting 45 minutes of my life by watching it.

I’m up to episode 5 in Season 4 of Battlestar Galactica, and it’s boring as fuck. The story isn’t moving at all. Nothing is happening. We are being shovelled episode after episode of time-wasting dialogue. They keep on introducing shitty new subplots without resolving/furthering earlier ones.

I fucking hate what’s become of this once-great show. The only reason I keep watching is because I want a conclusion so I can finally quit forever.

I don’t give a flying fuck about most of the shit that goes on in the show this season. They’re just not putting any effort into the episodes anymore.

Coming into the fourth and final season of Battlestar Galactica, I had high hopes.  The sublime season finale, and standard of the season which preceded it offered a great deal of excitement and promise for the final year.  However, five weeks in, and I can’t help but feel a little disappointed.

I still feel some kind of loyalty to the show, and someday soon I hope to go online and watch the last few episodes that I skipped, but honestly the drive to do so is just no longer there.  I honestly no longer care if they reach Earth, or even who the final Cylon is, because I feel like after the abysmal failure of the first five or so episodes, nothing can redeem it.  Which is a shame.

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We’ll Do it Live!

I assume you’ve seen this:

Question:  if I got this shirt…

 

…would I be “that guy?”  Otherwise known as “that tool over there wearing a shirt that you have to see an internet video to get?”

Because I really want it. 

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Anybody know how to fix this?

Outlook stops responding, and the crash signature details are:
Application Name: outlook.exe
Application Version: 12.0.6300.5000
Module Name: WWLIB.DLL
Module Version: 12.0.6212.1000 
Offset: 00144926

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T2

Watching Terminator 2 tonight.  Why?  Because I want to.

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Tomato Disease

Jim said:  “Don’t get yer tomatuh plant from Lowe’s, they all got diseases’n shit.”

I didn’t, originally, until I broke mine in half, and then since I was nearby took a chance and got it from Lowe’s.

It got a disease, and has died.

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Batman and Sub-Zero??

Yeah, this is tweezies!, or whateva.

Here’s some promo art from the new game. Click to make bigga, or whateva.

I like all of these, except that Superman kind of looks like the guy who plays Mr. Big on Sex and the City. BUT, having a fighting arena that is the crumbled remains of the Daily Planet is awesome. Totes have that as my wallpaper.

And as much as I love Sub-Zero, Batman would kick his ass.

I have to wonder what the story-line will be. Did Shao Kahn try to merge Outworld with the DC Universe (which is actually a parrellel universe to our own)? If so, I imagine the blotted out sun might dimish Superman’s powers, thus the reason why he can’t just heat-ray all the Outworld invaders down.

November 11th is the rumored release date. See you all on xBox Live, yes? No? That’s okay, too.

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“Look what we made for you.  His name is Adam.”

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The Killing Joke

This is the cover to a comic book called “The Killing Joke.”  It introduces the origin of the Joker, and is a good read.  It is regarded as one of the best comic books, at least for the Joker, because it really lets you know how evil a person he really is.  He shoots Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) in the back which cripples her (how she ends up becoming the Oracle, but that’s another story), and then as she lay paralyzed from the waist down on the floor trying to claw her way to safety, he takes pictures of her half-naked self to distribute.

What a guy.

Anyway, when I was at the Comic Con this weekend, I met a guy named Jesse Rubenfeld who has his own series of independent comics named Into the Dust.  Since I bought all three of the comics, he threw in a free print he also did, which I love:

…for obvious reasons, recreating the classic Killing Joke cover with the updated Health Ledger look of the Joker from the Dark Knight. 

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What this guy did with his $600.

Totes not pushing you in one direction or another, but I thought this video was pretty good and can’t embed it.

www.aclu.org/rebate

Decided not to get a PS3 with my rebate check, but even if I did I forgot that the money would have ended up in Japan’s economy. 

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